Emo Taxes

What is Emo Taxes?

1.

Taxes that cut themselves. Usually observed during audits of high-ranking politicians.

Barry: Tom, what the fuck were you thinking?

Tom: They were emo taxes, they cut themselves.

Barry: I need a smoke.

Tom: I need a better accountant.

See emo, dems, irs

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