Emochild

What is Emochild?


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A human creation from someone's depressed imagination. This differs from an imaginary friend because these are commonly used as: an excuse to masturbate, a way to get sympathy over the Internet, and a way to prove emoness.

putz: I love Amber so much, but she doesn't love me back. She sees me as a friend. I'm afraid to tell her, because she might never want to talk to me again. Sometimes I cry about the situation. I actually cry myself to sleep about it a lot.

r00723r0: I think you have an emochild. Call the suicide hotline before it's too late.

See emo, child, imaginary, friend


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