Emoitry

What is Emoitry?

Bad poetry written by Emo people.

Emo Pete just wrote some new emoitry:

"Oh foul Goaste

Thou mocks me at every turn

Your gape becomes the horror

In which I attempt to escape

But no avail..."

Then I punched him in the gut and he fell to the floor yelling "Oww! My self-confidence!"

Ptws

1. Post Traumatic Weed Syndrome - this is the state of being ussually the next day after being exposed to THC or marijuana. Some symptoms a..

Zidane

1. 1. the soccer star from the France team 2. to headbuttsomeone, like Zidane did during the final game against Italy in the 2006 Fifa Cup..

Zompocalypse

1. Mother fucking zombie apocalypse. Guy 1: "the zompocalypse is upon us !" Guy 2: "braaainnss. *nom nom nom*" See z..

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