Emoitry

What is Emoitry?

Bad poetry written by Emo people.

Emo Pete just wrote some new emoitry:

"Oh foul Goaste

Thou mocks me at every turn

Your gape becomes the horror

In which I attempt to escape

But no avail..."

Then I punched him in the gut and he fell to the floor yelling "Oww! My self-confidence!"

Deja-fu

1. A very mysterious form of martial arts where the weapon of choice is time. Lu Tze, grand master of Deja-Fu, has already kicked your but..

Penis Clown

1. Clowns that like to touch penis *Guy dressed up as a clown enters the day care* "Come sonny...ILL TOUCH YOUR PENIS" See Tyl..

Tat's Law

1. "Anything that can suck, will suck." According to Tat's Law, Tat sucks because Tat can suck. See tat, law, suck..

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