Emoitry

What is Emoitry?

Bad poetry written by Emo people.

Emo Pete just wrote some new emoitry:

"Oh foul Goaste

Thou mocks me at every turn

Your gape becomes the horror

In which I attempt to escape

But no avail..."

Then I punched him in the gut and he fell to the floor yelling "Oww! My self-confidence!"

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