Emoitry

What is Emoitry?

Bad poetry written by Emo people.

Emo Pete just wrote some new emoitry:

"Oh foul Goaste

Thou mocks me at every turn

Your gape becomes the horror

In which I attempt to escape

But no avail..."

Then I punched him in the gut and he fell to the floor yelling "Oww! My self-confidence!"

Tiger Fight

1. A Tiger Fight is a Bear Fightwith the shots switched. You place the Jager in the Guinness and the Baileys/Jameson in the Red Bull and ta..

Boobkink

1. A sharp muscle spasm that occurs in the pectoral muscles. Bob, I have a horrible boobkink, would you rub it out for me?..

Jelbart

1. a cool friend who is fat fucking jelbart See bob..

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