Emoitry

What is Emoitry?

Bad poetry written by Emo people.

Emo Pete just wrote some new emoitry:

"Oh foul Goaste

Thou mocks me at every turn

Your gape becomes the horror

In which I attempt to escape

But no avail..."

Then I punched him in the gut and he fell to the floor yelling "Oww! My self-confidence!"

Five Knuckle Shuffle

1. The act of male masturbation. See also wank, spanking the monkey. "Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckl..

Gape-o

1. someone with a gaping vagina. a whore. a slut. a girl who sleeps with/wants to sleep with every girl's man. someone desperate and e..

Shaug

1. a slang word for a sexy female. see hott Look at that Shaug over there, so fine...

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