Emoness Edit Meaning

1. a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirt..

1. Acronym for "I'm On A Boat." Most commonly used as a text/email/IM/social networking sign-off to express extreme satis..

1. The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress. The new software release that I was installing on my company's comp..