What is Emonet?
1.
Internet that constantly cuts itself.
"Sorry I didn't reply to your e-mail last night, my emonet was acting up."
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2.
a man who has been known to paint lyrical masterpieces
Damn, is that Emonet paintin them lyrical masterpieces again? his rhymes are dank!
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A striptease performed by a hippie chick.
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the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem
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