Emosexual

What is Emosexual?


1.

(Noun)

A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.

"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"

2.

Misguided children who think that their life in the suburbs is too hard for them. So, they dress in black, refuse to listen to normal music, wear pants so tight that their testicles burst, slit their wrists, and log on to myspace. The world hates them and they hate the world and everything is so said boo-hoo. They will also lock themsleves up in their rooms and ask why their life in the suburb is so bad. Emosexual people aren't real, so don't be careful about what you say. They have no feelings, except sadness. You can beat the crap out of them and the only thing that would happen (besides your laughter) is their boo-hoos. Don't treat them normally or you will get an emo kid who thinks he is cool. Not good at all.

Emosexual #1: Hey look, I'm rich- let me slit my wrists!

Emosexual #2: Yeah everyone hates me. Boo-hoo.

See emo, sexual, emosexual, homo, homosexual, girl, yeast infection, rich kids

3.

n.

1)Someone who is sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.

adj.

2)Sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.

1) Dude, man. I am sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene. I am such an emosexual!

2) Dude, Chris won't leave those "emo" chicks alone! He is so emosexual!

4.

one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly glasses, liprings, and tight jeans.

I have emosexual feelings toward Sonny Moore of From First to Last.

See emo, sexual, nympho, bisexual, sex

5.

to have a continually questionable sexual orientation

Hey that young man is wearing women's pants, do you think he's gay?

No, I 'm pretty sure he's just emosexual.

See androgynous, emo-sexual, gay, bisexual, lesbian

6.

Denotes that boundries between the sexes are blurred. Steming from queercoreand riot grrrl, which originated in the '80's and 90's (respectively), it has grown and thrived in the just as frusterated emo scene. Males tend to act more effeminate in actions, demeanor and dress (hence why it's more acceptable int he emo scene). Females are more dominant and independant in nature, and also dress in a more masculine way. It is not necessarily linked with a bi-sexual behavior, tho it is not uncommon.

Ricky's being such a bitch. no surprise, he's been so emosexual lately.

7.

Kids of the emo variety who are sexually attracted to other emo kids regardless of gender. This can be explained by the similarity in appearance between male and female emos.

"Mike is a bisexual, he keeps hooking up with guys and girls."

"Nah, he's emosexual. He only hooks up with other emos."

"No way! Damn emos make my head trip."

See emo, sexual, emos, gay, whine, bisexual


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