What is Mall Assault Vehicle?
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A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
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An urban slickster who is metrosexual by a grooming appearance standard, yet dresses in a toned down, vintage style.
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