What is Emotional Masturbation?


1.

v. 1. Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite remark from another;

Jane "I'm fat" Dick "No you aren't"

2.

Watching extremely sad tv shows or movies, listening to extremely sad music, or thinking terribly sad thoughts to force yourself to cry as a release of built of sadness.

I watched Crash last night and cried for two hours because I had so much shit going on in my life I needed some emotional masturbation.

See masturbation, sadness, music


16

Random Words:

1. Changing from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse without the consent of the female partner. Barb went ballistic when Ken pulled an..
1. Term used in reference to George W Bushand upgraded (in this case downgraded) software. New Version 2.0 Optimized will bring this cou..
1. this is the first season of NDP crew. it's the best sport in the world and everybody who's anybody is on it. it is a hard spor..