What is Emotional Masturbation?


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v. 1. Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite remark from another;

Jane "I'm fat" Dick "No you aren't"

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Watching extremely sad tv shows or movies, listening to extremely sad music, or thinking terribly sad thoughts to force yourself to cry as a release of built of sadness.

I watched Crash last night and cried for two hours because I had so much shit going on in my life I needed some emotional masturbation.

See masturbation, sadness, music


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