What is Emotional Masturbation?


1.

v. 1. Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite remark from another;

Jane "I'm fat" Dick "No you aren't"

2.

Watching extremely sad tv shows or movies, listening to extremely sad music, or thinking terribly sad thoughts to force yourself to cry as a release of built of sadness.

I watched Crash last night and cried for two hours because I had so much shit going on in my life I needed some emotional masturbation.

See masturbation, sadness, music


16

Random Words:

1. verb, as in pulling a hanthorn. a move in beer pong in which a player utilizes his or her opponents groin as a "backboard" in..
1. The reverse of a Hot Carl. The turd goes on the face before the saran wrap. I gave that girl a hot mash the other night. It was aweso..
1. Someone who spams blogs in order to obtain backlinks to their own site. "I had another blammer today, left some garbage comment to..