What is Emotional Masturbation?
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v. 1. Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite remark from another;
Jane "I'm fat" Dick "No you aren't"
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Watching extremely sad tv shows or movies, listening to extremely sad music, or thinking terribly sad thoughts to force yourself to cry as a release of built of sadness.
I watched Crash last night and cried for two hours because I had so much shit going on in my life I needed some emotional masturbation.
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(adj) Something which arouses no interest at all.
Used to politely avoid admitting this, which indirectly expresses your indifference.
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Scottish expression for "oh yes! just now."
Often used as a parody/stereotype of Scotch dialect.
Angus: Have you seen Martha..
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an insult both saying someone looks like a rooster and like they rolled around in a pile of shit.
Goddamn you are such a dookie rooster..
