What is Lacrosse Rape?
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An event concerning a person of high status on a well known college campus taking advantage of an unsuspecting female. It involves copious amounts of alcohol and a female who is then taken advantage of due to convincing advances. The end result is an empty transaction of sexual endeavors leaving the used party feeling horrible, not only because she was used, but because she realizes the promises of riches and fame were all a type of justification for the lack of girth and length of his penis.
Oh shit! Did you hear about LaShanda and her night last night? She totally hooked up with the starting quartback and got lacrosse raped! I hope she knows where planned parenthood is!
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