What is Emowobble?
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v.
A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.
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The semi-rythmic swaying of underweight, emotionally distressed suburbanites, usually done to songs about girls who left the singer. Never results in a moshpit.
Also, anyone who wants to bish me out for this, can deal with it. I have emo friends, and they okayed this
James: Yo man, look at all those kids emowobble, it's like the wave, but depressed!
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