What is Encarta Instant Answers?


1.

A bitchy MSN Chat Bot that always has an excuse why she can't answer your question.

I say:

what is the meaning of life

Encarta Instant Answers says:

It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.

What do you think it is?

I say:

drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:

drugs:

- medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain

- illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects

- medical substance: a substance given to treat or....

I say:

i didn't ask for the definition of drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:

I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I say:

....

Encarta says:

I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

I say:

are you smart

Encarta:

I don't know how to answer that.

I say:

are you cool

Encarta says:

Am I cool? Well, what do you think?

I say:

no

Encarta says:

I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.

I say:

i already told you my age

Encarta says:

I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

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