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When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
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an illness where the male genitalia becomes abnormally large.
his dick was so thick it was like he had elephantitous or something..
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When a person unexpectedly sticks their ring finger up another person's asshole.
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