English Mum

What is English Mum?


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The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.

While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.

See your mum, your mom, mom, beer


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