What is Eoin?
1.
A short (in spirit and at heart) man with the wit and tone, of a paedophile. Is known for making racist jokes, but later claiming not to be a racist.
"Nuh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha*"
(*In a rough, creepy voice)
2.
Dirty, blonde haired (comma optional) guy from Ireland. Plays guitar in repeat. Is known for terrible jokes. Had dreadlocks and height deficiency now has dreadlock deficiency and height.
"Wheelchairs are fun, especially when youve just pushed the owner out of them."
"What are you talking about? Equality? You're a woman for a reason, now where's my food?"
3.
A white, blonde, boy with blue eyes who used to have dreadlocks and insists he is black. He plays guitar in a little band called Repeat. He is the most racist and prejudiced person in the world. He is also a fan of hobbling.
Typical Quotes:
"HAHAHAHA!!! Look at that black, gay, jewish, midget woman!!!"
"I'll get you Rathmines!!!"
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