What is Eps?
1.
Any episodes on TV on the internet, especially of poor quality
Boss: Get back to work!
Leticia: Can't loading eps
Boss: What did you say?
Leticia: Y'all know, eps!
Boss: Oh sorry I didn't hear you the first time
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2.
A Latin male that fucks alot - prostitutes, strippers, grandmas and hot girls alike - only goal is to skeet - wears vivid eel skin rubbers and is a bad ass bitch. Uppercuts the vaginal region on loose women
EPS did those bitches so dirty.
3.
An investor term meaning earnings per share. Usually is a good indicator of a stocks growth and health.
The eps on blahblah is only $1.63? Never mind buying that then.
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4.
This is the acronym for Elite Pokemon Squad. To get into the squad you have to have shown pro pokemon skills, and can't be a no(0)b who just recently bought the game in hopes of getting into the squad. It takes courage, determination, and ballerness to become a great trainer. Right now the members are John Zoppo, Gavin Normandeau, Lucas Durst, and Mark Palantoni.
mike carson asked if we were having an EPS meeting today, we said, "no mike." Even though we were having a meeting we just didn't tell mike for obvious reasons.
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some fat jews who spend their days talking about monsters
the eps talks about didimons all the time. i said "what are didimons?" and they said "your a punk ass tron."
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