Ernt

What is Ernt?


1.

Something you say when someone does something stupid or something funny happens.

"Dude, I just got a virus!"

"Ernt"

See lol, fuck up, owned, ownt, aff

2.

a quick and audible fart aka a bird fart. the only noise it makes is 'Ernt'. Sometimes happens whilst sitting on a stool, trying to force a big one out, having to fart so bad that no matter how hard you try to hold it in you accidently let a little one go

Peter: I've been so gassy after Smugglers that I have a huge fart....ERNT!

Girl: Oh Trevor lets have sexual relations

Trevor: uuuh...ok ERNT!

Peter: Here comes a huge fart...ERNT!

Dylan: That was a bird fart!

See ernt, birdfart, poop, fart


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