What is Eryk?
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Snotty, home-schooled, latch-key-goth who spends his days screaming into his pillow because his mother once asked him to take out the garbage when his favorite TV show was on. Sometimes records these screamings while wearing sassy sweatpants and insists on calling it "music" which you could not possibly understand.
eryk doesn't spell his name properly because that's just what you WANT him to do!
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To enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it.
Bitch, why don't you go home and gargle some mayo...
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The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your averag..
