What is Eryk?
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Snotty, home-schooled, latch-key-goth who spends his days screaming into his pillow because his mother once asked him to take out the garbage when his favorite TV show was on. Sometimes records these screamings while wearing sassy sweatpants and insists on calling it "music" which you could not possibly understand.
eryk doesn't spell his name properly because that's just what you WANT him to do!
Random Words:
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When you go to teabag a young lady but instead give her your protruding hemorrhoids.
Last night I gave my date the old Oklahoma switcha..
