What is Eryk?
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Snotty, home-schooled, latch-key-goth who spends his days screaming into his pillow because his mother once asked him to take out the garbage when his favorite TV show was on. Sometimes records these screamings while wearing sassy sweatpants and insists on calling it "music" which you could not possibly understand.
eryk doesn't spell his name properly because that's just what you WANT him to do!
Random Words:
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a. The greatest Point Guard of all-time.
b. An especially attractive vagina.
a. Wow, did you see Kobe (see: rapist) get sizzerved by J..
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I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.
My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky...
