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When you put saggy genetalia in a coke bottle.. then watch a girl get naked so your fella gets wedges in the bottle then slap the girl w..
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When a woman's vaginal fluid becomes so old and corroded that it actually becomes an adhesive; losing it's lubrication aspect ..
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Secks between a normal-sized person and a midget.
A twosome would involve two normal-sized people, so therefore a one-and-a-halfsome wo..