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Cockneyslang for sex.
The guvnoris 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
See kung-fu jesus
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Slap n' tic..
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A woman's gift of nag.
Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.
I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her va..