Eskimo Mudpie

What is Eskimo Mudpie?


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after a savage series of butt sex with a fine female, simply pull your pants down to your ankles and drop a fuckin huge shit on her chest, smear it in, then make her lick your hands and fingers clean

dude, i just eskimo mudpied that bitch.


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