Essay Eye's

What is Essay Eye's?


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The puffy, tired, bloodshot eyes that result from spending hours staring at your computer screen while trying to figure out ways to cleverly avoid plagiarizing - what you are in fact plagiarizing - from wikipedia.

"Hi honey...uh...oh my goodness, did you accidentally stab your self in the eyes with two pencils simultaneously?"

"No my dear, I've been plagiarizing other peoples ideas into an essay I've been writing."

"Oh you poor dear, you've got essay eye's again don't you?"

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