Essex Girl

What is Essex Girl?


1.

blonde, dumb, easy, sleeps around, drunk every night, is known for being a slut, stupid, cheap, hair tight to head etc

man dat sket ova der,,,u can tell she a propa essex gal!

2.

A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.

Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?

A: She drops her kebab.

3.

a "common" (or very common) girl, not very bright, both overdressed (in cheap jewellery and tacky fashion) and underdressed (displaying her assets), always materialistic (loves shopping), likes drinking heavily (alcopops will do), and fucks indiscriminately and like a bunny, preferably with guys with a bit of money and claahhhss, but after a few drinks ... well, has to ask her best mate "Who WAS that guy I was with last night, 'Chelle?"

Fred: I heard you scored last night.

Rob: Yeah, just an Essex girl though. What about you?

Fred: Just went home.

Rob: Oh yeah, I forgot Trish is an Essex girl too!

See kofi

4.

some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex

essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."

paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"

essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."

5.

often very fit girl from essex in england, many years ago were known as easy lays but due to people spreading this reputation they have all tightened up! well done you fucking idiots! However, it is still possible to lure them in with your nice car!

Lad: So what are you doing after here?

Essex girl: Going home

Lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?

Essex girl: Oh yes!

See fit, tight

6.

1. A girl who comes from Essex. Not that hard to work out.

2. Another name for a rudegirl or chavette. Orange face. Gold hoops. Burberry bag. Tracksuit. Men's hoodie. You get the idea.

1. Hello, I'm from Essex which is in South East England.

2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!

See Sarah

7.

cheap, easy, loud and dumb

dat boy thort i'd be sum essex chick, do what he sed n suck his dick

See g


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