What is Ethel-clause Friend?
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Someone you hang out with because they make you feel thinner and more glamorous than you really are.
Comes from the legend that "I Love Lucy" sidekick Ethel Vance was contractually obligated to remain 20 pounds overweight.
My sister loves to call me when my life's a train wreck. I'm her Ethel-clause friend.
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a small tiny wiener with a loop in it
Randy: what would you do if you see him
Derek: I would ask to see his phelpy wiener
See phelpy,..
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The act of driving past past mansions on the golf course at midnight while yelling "Yarnell Cunts!"
You Yarnell fucking cunts..