What is Evony Rolled?
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When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.
Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.
I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.
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A beanie, or any hat that bears a striking reseblance to a condom when placed on your head.
look at that dude wearing the head condom.
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One who hates his own life so much that he will seperate himself from his penis for Allah (not that he actually had balls to begin with)..
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when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her fa..
