What is Evony Rolled?
1.
When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.
Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.
I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.
See
Random Words:
1.
1. Grease up a linoleum floor with your favorite slippery substance (crisco, soap, jelly, butter, etc...)
2. Have your woman spread eag..
1.
The process of making something dirty by rubbing it against a womans vagina while she has an active case of a sexually transmitted disea..
1.
Spending over $100,000 in taxpayer funds to implement a shit collection of shit band-aid solutions on some existing piece of fucking shi..
