What is Ewnf?
1.
The visceral reaction of a woman inexplicably turned on by evidence of bad hygiene habits*
*See:
(i.e. When you cannot determine whether something is worthy of an
Robert Pattinson is basicallyEWNF personified
e.g. The peculiar sexual attraction to (or despite) his:
*plumes of dandruff
*rumoured overwhelming body odour
*unwashed greasy sex-hair
*shiteous nikes
*beanie (currently M.I.A.)
*smoking
*musty never-washed clothing
*effeminine hands
*excessive diet-coke-and-hot-pocket-consuming and carrot-microwaving ways (because frankly ANY carrot-microwaving is excessive carrot-microwaving)
*beer-belly (currently M.I.A.)
*frequent drunk/stoned-like appearance
*happy trail
*chest pubes
*over-enthusiastic gum-chewing
etc etc.
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