Ex Messages

What is Ex Messages?


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When an ex boyfriend/girlfriend goes nuts and fills your inbox with text messages - either calling you ridiculous names or begging for you back or a combination of the two.

I woke in the middle of the night to an inbox full of ex messages, my old boyfriend really thinks text poetry is the way to my heart...puhleeze.

See text, messages, ex, boyfriend, girlfriend


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