Ex-boyfriend Edit Meaning

1.

1. He who must not be named, otherwise known as douche bag face.

2. He is the subject of conversation for an indefinite amount of time, but he's not worth wasting your breath.

3. That guy whose stuff you keep finding and burning (except the jewerly).

Kevin, Tim, Greg, Stephen

2.

The boy you know you shouldn't like..

But you still do

I really wish he hadn't become my EX-boyfriend

See boyfriend, friend, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend

3.

1. A BOY that dump's you because he would rather play with his Star warsaction figures(even tho he is 28).

2. A BOY that dumped you because he wanted to dress up like a Storm Trooperand you didnt want to be around for that.

3. Someone who wanted to screw all of you friends cause you took his virginity and you just werent "enough" (like he knew that the next chick would give him herpies).

4. Loser.

5. Waist of time/life/minutes I'll never get back.

6. is when you see him once every 6 weeks, and he swears you're the only girl he's ever loved and never cheated on, when really during those 6 weeks he's fu*kin every bitch that looks at him, and then lying to you telling you he is SLEEPING when he can't answer his phone, or it's off. Oh ya, and he also fu*ks the "study buddy" from school, and the neighbor across the hall! Fu*kin Marines! Think they'er the shit!

I didnt meen to screw you over I just wanted to screw her too! That makes you an "ex-boyfriend"

4.

what all girls hate

"Will you hold my laptop? I'm going to go hit my ex-boyfriend with a waffle iron,"

See ex-girlfriend, laxatives, manwhore, suicide, relationship

5.

He has become this term of "ex-boyfriend" as he has the unnatural ability to judge and assume and does not allow the innocent party to defend or explain her acts at which Mr. Arrogant is so upset about; to which she does not find the desire within to attempt to eplain anymore as it is clearly not worth it, and she has bigger and better prospects in her life now to fulfil and occupy her.

As stated above, the female party in this subject does not wish to examplify, and therefore to a degree explain as she would not give the "ex-boyfriend" the satisfaction. She knows she is correct and innocent, he has no idea what actually happened but rathar is relying upon assumption, therefore he can go on believing he is righteous and be happy within himself and his decisions.

See ex

6.

The guy whom you were with untill he fucked a bar whore/slut/rag.... while he was 'in love with you'... dick

Hon... I have never been with her... really... thats why u are my ex-boyfriend. because i saw you stick your tongue down her throat.

See whore, slut, cunt, bar slut