Excardon Me Edit Meaning

1.

Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage(or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bushes and carrying a plastic bag full of mysterious contents which may include any of the the following:

1. Cold Pizza

2. Rotten Vegetables

3. Shattered Pieces of the owner's past life...

This phrase confuses Homestar Runner.

Cardgage: Excardon me!

Homestar Runner: I don't know what that means... and you still smell like pea soup

See Yuri

2.

A mish mash of pardon me and excuse me.

excardon me, I thought these were the gents toilets.