Executive

What is Executive?


1.

Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."

Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums.

2.

One who wears suits, shiny shoes and carries a breifcase to work.

Dude 1:Dude 2, you look like an executive in that sunday suit.

Dude 2: Shut up.

3.

normal house or apartment that some jackass trying to rent it out decided to spruce up by adding a meaningless but impressive-sounding adjective

$2750 Executive Home 3Br (Diamondhead)

See apartment, rental, real estate, slum, house, renter

4.

high rollin' playa at some ill company

Bill Gates is tha executive of Microsoft

See mo

5.

you are having anal sex with a girl, you withdrawl the penis, and start titty fucking her leaving a shit trail in the middle of her chest resembling a tie

i have her the executive last night


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