Exflaw List

What is Exflaw List?

Making a list of the flaws of an ex who dumped you to raise your spirits in an otherwise sad time.

I miss her,so I made an "exflaw list": she was always late, had no tits, no cum in mouth, c section scar, snored like a tractor etc...

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Escalbump

1. A person who gets off an escalator and doesn't continue walking, thereby creating a human "bump" at the end of an escalat..

Take A 1 1/2

1. diarrhea or exceptionally loose stool After pounding the Chinese Dragon buffet, Louis desparately needed to take a 1 1/2. See diarrhea..

Oyster Picking

1. when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster chris opened chel..

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