What is Expert Virgin?
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One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.
Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
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The writing style Cometbus introduced.
It's basically about writing from your point of view of your friends, life, music, etc. Alw..
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Self Explanitory
Dude! Your mom is hot! (See also "Milf")..
