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Masturbation.
The opposite of (or perhaps, precursor to) Intercourse.
"I was ready for an all-nighter with that redhead, but had..
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Masochists with no taste who support a crap football team (that's "soccer", for any yanks reading this), who call Derby f..
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Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress ..