Extended Release

What is Extended Release?


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The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.

Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.

Guy 2: Damn, Nice.

See fart, flatulence, smell


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