What is Extended Release?
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The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.
Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.
Guy 2: Damn, Nice.
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