What is Ex-text?
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An undesirable, usually unwanted text from an ex-significant other. They usually come at inopportune times like when you are with your new significant other or when you are thinking to yourself about how annoying your ex happens to be.
"Oh my god my ex, Dustin just
texted me and told me he still loved me. I hate getting ex-texts."
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Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof.
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A vegetarian person who is also an incredibly strange individual. Hence the reference to an extra-terestrial.
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