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A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several mo..
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The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)
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Finally doing something important one has been putting off, because something more important finally came up.
Jimmy isn't doing ..