What is Exxon Valdez?
1.
A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.
"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."
2.
to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.
Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!
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Diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.
"Dude you just Exxon Valdezed on to your first date" what were you thinking??
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4.
Union Jack's secret identity
Hello, Im Exxon Valdez, but by night, Im Union Jack!
5.
A very hot and sexy female, usually exposing her arms, legs, and stomach.
Yo, exxon valdez, show us your boobs!
