Eyelid Drop

What is Eyelid Drop?


1.

During sexual intercourse while the man is about to ejaculate he places his thumb on top of his BELL END to prevent the semen from escaping. He then hovers his penis over the females forehead, then he releases his thumb off his BELL END and FUCKING SPURTS OUT his penis, therefore making a really enormours dribbling mess over the female's eyelids.

Man: Hang on...I gotta good idea, close your eyes

Woman: What is it?

*SPLURT*

Woman: Fuck my eyes! What the hell were you thinking bob!!

Man: I always thought you looked good in white eyeshadow *hehe*

2.

when a mans about to cum he holds his bell end with his hand so the cum dont cum out, then puts his cock over his gfs head so it runs down her eyelids

man "wait, wait i got sum medicine juice"

woman "OMG i cant fucking see!! my eyes my eyes!!"


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