Face Melted Edit Meaning

1. (adjective): So battered on alcohol/drugs that, when attempting a simple task, one's basic functions are impaired, often in a comic..

1. A military officer who is a graduate of his or her respective service academy. It wasn't LCDR Schmedlapp's leadership skills ..

1. The crap they sell at "jewelery" parties. Generally, the types of parties you are guilted into buying something at only becau..