Face Melted Edit Meaning

1. The act of quickly putting your penis down in your pants when someone comes walking in. -Dude, my mom almost caught me masturbating yes..

1. The bone on the side of your head, formerly known as the Temporal Bone. Mark took a curve ball in the superlobone now he's eating ..

1. Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty b..