Face Smashing Phone

What is Face Smashing Phone?

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Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

See head, cranial, trauma, telephone, weapon, self defense
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