Facebook Famous

What is Facebook Famous?


1.

An individual who friended you, along with every other person in your dorm, prior to the start of the year and is easily recognizable. This person initially seems to be cool, but soon everyone outs him/her for the stalker that he/she is.

First Day of College:

John: Oh shit...isn't that _________ over there hitting on that broad?

Matt: You're right, that kid seems to be fucking awesome.

3 Weeks into College:

John: Look at that fucking Facebook Famous cock-monkey...he would not know a single person here without facebook.

Matt: Ya, that kid is a fucking douche-nozzle...

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