Facebook Felony

What is Facebook Felony?

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n. Any drunken debauchery, act of adultery, or embarrassing act that should have been kept secret, but somehow managed to be exposed via an incriminating Facebook photo album or News Feed item. Facebook felonies are responsible for 90% of all college break-ups.

News Feed: You have been tagged in an Album. "How to make him forget about is girlfriend Volume I"

Mike: Who the fuck?...SHIT!...I can't talk my way out of this Facebook felony!!!

See facebook, cheating, news feed, album, adultery, drunk
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