What is Facebook Mom?
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a female, usually single teenage parent who spends all her time on facebook wether it be on the computer or mobile phone leaving the kid to sit drink bleach or whatever, while still in a nappy that was put on god knows when. as they find being a parent isn't all it's cracked upto be.
"i went to _______ house last night and the baby was sat there in it's chair covered in yesterdays dinner with a shitty nappy while all she did was sit on facebook"
"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one"
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rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose
(in a chat window)
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Woman of Humongous proportions
Tom: Wow, look at the size of that Ass, thats the biggest Ghetto Booty I have ever seen!
Fred:Oh yea, t..
