What is Facecheck?
1.
Used when travelling in a large passenger vechicle with a rather "experienced" college coed who spends more time below the view of the rear view mirror than visable in it...
Concerned Driver (aka Dad): "Chris what's the slopping sound?"
Disturbed passenger (aka Mom): "Mary, FACECHECK!!!"
2.
to scan someone's facebook profile picture before accepting their friend request.
dude, i have 15 friend requests, i totally dont have time to facecheck every one of them!
3.
When you're rude to a waitress, 'facecheck' is what she does to you in return. Rather than fold your check and gently place it on the table, she instead removes a pin from her hair and proceeds to embed the check to your forhead.
"Oh no you didn't, woman! Aint no $5.15-an-hour waitress-hag gonna facecheck me on my dime!
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