What is Facekook?
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A person who is new to facebook and has only just figured out the basics of how to use it.
From the surf term 'kook' meaning new to surfing, not local to the surf spot, little surfing skill.
"Did you see Sam just joined facebook"
"Yeah dude, he has no idea what he's doing man, he's a total facekook"
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This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.
6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast ..