Failatio

What is Failatio?

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.

A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.

"Argh, failatio!"

See cocksucker, fellatio, blowjob, dick licker, cum guzzler

Gasshole

1. Those who cut throug a gas station driveway to avoid a red light. Look at that gasshole cutting through...What a jerk! See asshole, je..

Quizz

1. Another word for premature ejaculation. Man, I think I just quizzed all over my stupid cat. See sex, cincinatti bowtie, dirty sanchez,..

Hillarycare

1. Socialist "health care" system pushed by former first lady Hillery Clinton. One of the biggest reasons the Republicans won bot..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Failatio Edit Meaning