What is Failatio?
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Portmanteau of
A failed attempt to suck your own
The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"
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When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it ..
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A young and hip way Jessica says "downtown".
I am going to my tizzle downtizzle to smoke some grizzle forsizzle!
See downtow..