What is Failatio?
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Portmanteau of
A failed attempt to suck your own
The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"
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A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your l..
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Slang for the male genetalia. A meat missile.
Wow! Look at the size of his veiny bangstick!
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