Failatio

What is Failatio?

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.

A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.

"Argh, failatio!"

See cocksucker, fellatio, blowjob, dick licker, cum guzzler

Twogger

1. 1. Someone who blogs via Twitter. 2. Generic Nickname given to cats (esp. Maine Coons) who display great playfulness (UK: Compound of &..

Rotten Panties

1. when a girl needs to wash her fuckin' underwear and her stankin' ass! she'll have skid marks and watever else u can think..

Zadora

1. somone who is very rich and like money somone who like to spank people and like to buy allot of exspensive things and barney the mexica..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Failatio Edit Meaning