Failatio

What is Failatio?

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.

A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.

"Argh, failatio!"

See cocksucker, fellatio, blowjob, dick licker, cum guzzler

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