What is Failatio?
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Portmanteau of
A failed attempt to suck your own
The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"
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Random Words:
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words to be used in the place of 'fuck' or to be used as a name for someone
Bro 1: "Did you drop the hammer dude?"
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