Failatio

What is Failatio?

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.

A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.

"Argh, failatio!"

See cocksucker, fellatio, blowjob, dick licker, cum guzzler

Octapustic

1. Doing many things at once; a form of multi-tasking; the ability to conduct several activities simultaneously. Lakesha is so octapustic...

Johns Island

1. The BEST city there is in Charleston South Carolina A.K.A Chuck Town B.K.A. Chuck. With the BEST high school there is in the Chuck, St. ..

Gipsbeef

1. A sexual term in reference to the wanting or receiving of vigorous sex. :) Omg! When I see you im going to pound you like yesterdays gi..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Failatio Edit Meaning