Failed Mission Edit Meaning

1. This act born of love is best when properly prepared. It is best to start in a modifed missionary position. With your princess on the ..

1. A creature of great mythical awesomeness. Part bear, part thorn bush, all bad-ass killing machine. Oh shit! Its a Thornbear! Ruuuuuuuuu..

1. So cold that you're certain your pee will freeze before it hits the ground... but you don't want to try it Holy crap, it is s..