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1. When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session. I..

1. The act of inserting a hard-boiled egg, without the shell, completely into the anus, and then defecated as feces. WTF???!? The egg dro..

1. The onomatopoeic word for a female masturbating. Similar to a male "fap". After a long, hard days work she spent her evening ..