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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
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Extra-strength, super Bible-beaters, that adhere to the "no music, dancing, makeup, haircuts, smiling, etc." religious beliefs..
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when you don't wash something
Poo guy: see my penis?
JOKE GUY: yeah?
Poo guy: i never wash this!..