Failologist

What is Failologist?

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.

1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.

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Perkitas

1. A baffling mixture of feminine perkiness with smug patriotic newsanchorliness. Possessed by women with high profiles in mainstream media..

[purple Tongue]

1. when u stick a jolly rancher in a girls vagina and eat it out until your tongue turns purple. last night i gave your mother a purple to..

Gh3tt0

1. gangster..

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