Failometer

What is Failometer?


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1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).

2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.

Scenario 1:

Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.

Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.

Scenario 2:

Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!

Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.

See failometer, fail


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