Failtastic

What is Failtastic?


1.

Some one or something that has failed beyond reason and comprehension, so much so that the only way to describe the failure dealt would have to include the word fail and imply total and utter success at failing. Failing of this nature is like getting the gold medal of the fail olympics.

Person 1 - "Man I totally bombed my SAT's. I got a 0 for christs sake!"

Person 2 - "You got a 0 on your SAT's? HOW?"

Person 1 - "I dunno...."

Person 2 - "Dude, you get points just for signing your name? Even if you got EVERY answer wrong you'd still have points just for signing your damn name!"

Person 1 - "...."

Person 3 - "Did you sign the name part?!"

Person 1 - "Yeah... but I might have put the wrong name... It doesn't matter anyways cause I got every question wrong."

Person 2 - "Dude that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard"

Person 3 - "You fail at life." *points at Person 1* "FAIL!"

Person 2 - "Yep, you're officially failtastic bro."

See fail, failtastic, epic fail, fail at life, failure

2.

a fail so epic it is actually more impressive than completing the task correctly

Andrea: I tried to fit an enormous squirt of whipped cream in my mouth.

Katie: Did you?

Andrea: No, it fell onto someone else's pants.

Katie: FAIL. no wait FAILTASTIC

See fail, epic, epic fail, embarrassing, fml

3.

opposite of fantastic: majorly failing

Alex fell down the stairs and i think that was failtastic.

See fail, failing, failure, epic fail


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